True Confessions of an Originaljoesnake

September 28, 2007

Too Gangster?, part 2

Filed under: Blogroll,Football — joesnake @ 2:02 pm

The second part of a series on trying to find the “right music” to please everyone at a High-School football game. See Part 1: The Racial Divide Got Wider

Part 2: The Perfect Mix

How did this turn into me writing about issues of race? At first, I was just hoping to relate to you my experience trying to make a listenable, high-school stadium friendly mix of songs for a Friday night football game that would be enjoyable for players, parents, and anyone else in attendance.

First off, when trying to make a music mix for a large group of people gathering together for like a party for instance, keep one thing in mind: It’s going to be impossible to please everyone with the songs you select. No matter how many people are happy and dancing along to the music, you’ll have a few bitter people who can’t understand why you’re not playing the new 50 Cent CD or some Nickleback. These people will constantly try to slip these party poopers into the CD player too, so you have to watch them closely.

To me, making a playlist for an event means putting aside your desire to show everyone what a brilliant music connoisseur you are. You might think this is the time to bust out the hidden gems in your record collection or show how obscure your tastes are, but it’s totally not. You’re trying to accomplish a goal with your music selections. For a party, the goal is, as I recall P. Diddy once saying, to keep the bodies on the dance floor. Even if the music being played is awesome, if there’s nobody nodding their head and tapping their feet, the DJ has failed. This means playing stuff you normally wouldn’t listen to driving down the street, like 80’s new wave and Biggie. Ok, maybe I do listen to 80’s new wave driving down the street, but it’s better for parties. I dare someone not to move during “Hypnotize” or “Tainted Love”. You know what I mean.

For a playlist being played before a football game it’s my personal opinion the music should first serve to get the players and the crowd pumped up for the game. There’s nothing like the feeling of walking up those stadium steps or preparing for a game and getting hyped while AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” booms over the loudspeaker. But, at Bedford, as is the case in most professional sports like Basketball and Football, the majority of players are black. This means that while I might get revved up for a game by listening to “Baba O’Reily”, a young black man doesn’t get fired up at all.

Tonight, because he has given our town athletic prowess, we embrace this large black man and his hip-hop culture!

I’ve always thought that the phenomenon was sort of funny to see. The players are black and the majority of the songs being played at a Cavs or a Browns game are classifiable as Rap or Hip-Hop- certainly music favored by the black culture. Then, you’ve got a stadium that’s 95% full of tens of thousands of white people watching the game. I’m sure there’s a majority of people in the stands that would like to hear something different, like say, Neil Diamond, but it’s not going to happen.

So, when asked by my father, who is the announcer for both the football and basketball teams to make a CD of Rap and Hip-Hop that “the kids would like” but didn’t have any foul language, I relished the task because I knew it would be a challenge. The music the team had been warming up to was your run of the mill Jock Jams type CD’s, available at Wal-Marts nationwide that have your expected arena standards like “We Will Rock You” and “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now”. These songs are fine and dandy, but let’s put it this way: the kids were getting tired of trying to put their game faces on to “Hit Me with Your Best Shot”. Pat Benatar has no value to a 17 year old young black man. As the quarterback of the team told me earlier this year, “We need to get some stuff that’s gonna get us going out there!” The team needed songs it could get fired up to and more importantly, identify with.

Pat Benatar: Not firing up young black men on the gridiron.

So, my job was clear. The only problem was, even though I listen to Rap more than the average person, I couldn’t come up with a playlist of 20 current songs that would pump up the team and pass the lyrics test. As a matter of fact, almost 0% of rap music passes the lyric test, meaning it’s not listenable at a public high school football game unless it’s edited. Rap music, by its very nature, is gritty and street driven, meaning it’s going to swear, cuss, and talk about sex, drugs, and sex and drugs. I don’t have a problem with that, nor do I want to debate the lyrics debate, rather my goal was just to make the playlist. So, for the last couple of months I immersed myself into Rap music.

Soon, I would learn that an “edited” version label doesn’t really mean those doing the editing got everything you’d think they would…

You’ll see what I mean in Part 3.

September 27, 2007

Too Gangster?

Filed under: Blogroll,Football — joesnake @ 1:51 pm

The first part of a series inspired by my quest to find the perfect soundtrack for the pre-game warm-ups at a high-school football game. A simple task was a lot harder than I thought and got me thinking. Maybe I just make everything more complicated than it really is.

Part 1: The Racial Divide Got Wider

Has High School changed since I graduated in the year 2000? Probably, but more specifically, has my high school changed since I graduated and left for bigger and better things? Without a doubt it has, although under any circumstances it would be unreasonable to think anything would remain the same for nostalgia’s sake.

When I talk about change at Bedford, those unfamiliar with the East Cleveland suburb and the unique situation the school system faces might not know what I’m referring to. See, the issue has always been unspoken because it involves race- something people like to avoid speaking on because of the perceived danger it might mean. The school system is made up of the four surrounding communities, including Bedford, Bedford Heights, Oakwood, and Walton Hills. The financial position and racial composition of these four communities differs greatly. You can imagine what kind of issues this could give birth to.

Generally, those who feel strongly about not attending the public high school don’t, so there’s no “Jena 6” stuff going on. My experience passing through the public system was a pleasant one and overall I’m really glad I had the chance to learn, befriend, play sports, and graduate with a group that wasn’t exactly like me. I feel like without a doubt I’m better off for it.

The racial composition in Bedford continues to shift, however, and currently the majority of students at Bedford are black. I watch the football team play almost weekly and the number of white players is countable on one hand, while the number of white players on the basketball team is, just as it was while I was in high school, countable on no hands. This might also have something to do with the “White Men Can’t Jump” stereotype playing out in real life.

It’s corny, but since B-High was my high school, it’s still my high school. Sure, I wish the school had more spirit, like the kind you see on “Friday Night Lights”. But, I’ve always wished that. It’s not like people were coming out in droves when I was in high school and although I remember going to the games and hanging out under the bleachers when I was young, maybe most people didn’t go even then. I don’t understand why the stadium is ¾ empty on a beautiful, warm September night. It’s probably because half of the kids that might play for the Bearcats are playing for Chanel, St. Ignatius, Walsh Jesuit, Trinity, or Benedictine in other stadiums. Irregardless, I’ll continue to support the team on the field.

I believe people are people no matter what color, race, or religion they are. But, to say there’s no difference between people or worse, act like the difference isn’t a difference and it doesn’t exist is ignorant. Believe me, it hits you hard when you realize at a young age that not all the kids in your class are the same as you- their families do things differently, they’ve been raised differently, they haven’t had the same opportunities as you. I remember naively playing with Todd Allen, my best friend through 3rd grade. Todd is black and I’m white, but when you’re 9 years old, hilarious, have a dangerous disregard for authority, and a vicious love for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this stuff doesn’t matter. Then, someone flips on a switch, and before you know it, you and Todd are walking, talking, acting, and looking very different from each other and although you still see each other in the halls, your friendship is a distant memory.

Stay tuned for Part 2…

September 24, 2007

Sunday TV Watcher: Ken Burns’ War

Filed under: Uncategorized — joesnake @ 7:22 am

So, I was feeling really under the weather last night and should have just called it a day a lot earlier and got some rest, but I couldn’t tear myself away from Gossip Girl, Next Top Model, and then Ken Burns’ new documentary War came on. I also watched the Browns game with Lauren, my sister, and Kyle. I don’t normally watch a lot of TV, but when I do, I guess I go all out!

First of all, I hate Tyra Banks and America’s Next Top Model. It never fails, Tyra has to ask the girls why she should pick them as the next top model. All the girls are all like, “I deserve to be the next top model because I had a hard life and I don’t want to go back to being a bartender.” How exactly does this qualify you for anything other than being like most people in the world? If the criteria for modeling was difficult and sucky life, we’d have a world full of supermodels. I guess this is what you end up watching when you don’t have cable and only a few channels come in and you can’t understand spanish so you don’t feel like watching Univision.

The Browns lost. They should have won. Their last second, game winning field goal was blocked. The real story of the game was the Browns’ fill in punter, Scott Player. Player looks just like the angry Dad from American Chopper- old, gray hair, gray fu-manchu and wore a one-bar face mask- you know the kind they wore in 1960, but he actually punted really well, which with the Browns is essential. Even though the Browns’ starting punter, Dave Zastudil, is good I can envision Player becoming a folk hero and mass riots and uprisings ensuing in greater Cleveland if he’s not on the field for the rest of the year.

We watched the game at BW3′s, which was more interesting than the actual game. People were sporting the gear of their fav teams – Browns, Steelers, Bengals, Colts… I get the Browns, it’s Cleveland, and even the Steelers: people who thrive on attention from others that don’t even care if it’s good or bad, but Bengals? Come, on. Colts? Get off the bandwagon, people! People were going NUTS watching about 67 different TVs at once. There was this little boy there wearing his football uniform and Derek Anderson threw one of his 23 almost interceptions and you should have seen this little man’s face. He jumped up out of his seat and did his best Bill Cowher imitation (on the sideline about to go off on somebody because he’s in furious disbelief that one of his players could make an idiotic mistake that stupid). Can’t wait to see this how this little dude handles 4 or 5 more years of Browns failures! He just might have a heart attack at age 9.

Gossip Girl is one of those shows that’s so corny you can’t believe you’re watching it. Someone, we don’t know who, is writing some internet blog about spoiled rich high school students that drink Martinis. This show will probably replace Veronica Mars (ironically Veronica Mars is the voice of Gossip Girl) as the show I shouldn’t watch unless I’m a 14 year old girl, but I will anyway.

But then Ken Burns, who looks crazy by the way, had a new documentary coming on WVIZ. It took all I had to just to eventually go to bed and not watch the whole thing. But, not before I watched about an hour of it anyway. It’s about World War II and it predominately follows soldiers from four towns in America as they go off to fight for their country.

The thing that really struck me about the first portion that focused on ww2 being nessicary was the African Americans that went to fight for the USA. America was asking these guys to man up, do what was right, and defend freedom, yet the country’s definition of freedom restricted them from fighting with whites in a regiment or eating at the counter at Woolworth’s. The army even separated blood supplies for blacks and whites.

In “War”, when they were talking about the towns involved, people interviewed kept saying what a great place this town was to live, nobody locked their doors, etc. I always hear older people saying this- how the country used to be wholesome, apple pie, safe, etc. But the hypocrisy is sad and almost laughable. A so-called freedom loving country asked it’s not-so free black soldiers to go and sacrifice in a war being fought in the name of freedom from unjust racial and ethnic discrimination.

One black solider, looking back many years later, told interviewers basically I know it sucked but I saw what my father went through and I had it a little better and so I signed up for the war so hopefully my children would have it a little better. 

September 21, 2007

Keepin’ It Real or Staying True to Your Roots

Filed under: Uncategorized — joesnake @ 8:00 am

It’s been said that a rapper’s debut album will almost always be his best. The theory behind it is because he’s the straight off the streets, the rapper has something to prove and unaffected by money and fame, he pours his heart and soul into his lyrics. His songs actually mean something and there’s tension there- sometimes straight off the streets, sometimes still drug dealing, the young rapper has to make it. After years go by and the rapper has made it, he’s accused of going soft and selling out. It’s no wonder because his fortune and fame has separated him from the streets and instead of putting all his effort into his music, he’s thinking about the next piece of jewelry he’ll buy. When the awards start pouring in, they to go to his head. He goes to the bank and makes more albums that sell based on the success of his previous releases.

The fictional boxing champion Rocky faced a similar a situation. Coming out of Philadelphia poor and washed up, he gave his all when he was given a chance of a lifetime to fight for the heavyweight title. Rocky was hungry and desperately wanted to show people he was somebody by just “going the distance” with Apollo Creed. He laid it all on the line in the ring and a mythical great was born. A movie later, to Mickey’s dismay, fame and fortune had gone to Rocky’s head and he lacked the intense drive he once had and got punished by Mr. T. Not surprisingly, in order to regain his edge, Rocky had to go back to the basics and train like he did the first time he fought Apollo Creed- all out, hungry, with nothing to lose, and everything to prove.

I’ve been reading 1 Timothy and in my estimation, Paul was the original hungry contender. As you read his letters, he’s constantly talking about his “roots”, where he came from, and what his life was like before he became the most successful missionary of all-time. Paul even uses analogies of athletes and running races to hammer his points on grace and living the Christian life home.

Paul faced intense suffering, the likes of which we can’t even dream. He lead a life a getting beaten, shipwrecked, and imprisoned and it’s almost tough to take it seriously or believe it’s as severe as it really was mostly because Paul himself has a supernatural ability to shrug it all off and scoff in it’s face like it was no thing. I mean prision is a harsh place today and we have all kinds of laws and rights to protect prisioners. Back then, prision was probably hell on earth.

What’s Paul’s secret? He could have easily let his stature and success in the church go to his head at any point during his life and spent his remaining days getting fat off of the support of people who he had previously lead. How is he able to press on living this kind of life, hell-bent on squeezing every drop of his self out before he dies in service of Christ? Paul says he’s learned the secret to life and how to be content in any circumstance, a statement which makes our ears perk up in the anticipation of its conclusion. Is this secret found at some mountain top or after some long journey? No, the secret to a happy and fulfilled life, according to Paul is surprisingly easy!

The key to Paul’s success was that in whatever he did, he always kept it real. He remembered where he came from and remembered his roots. In other words, as he puts it in 1 Tim, “I was formerly a blasphemer and a persecutor and a violent aggressor Yet I was shown mercy because I acted ignorantly in unbelief… that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, among whom I am foremost of all. Yet for this reason I found mercy, so that in me as the foremost, Jesus Christ might demonstrate His perfect patience as an example…”

Before Christ, Paul was a success in the world’s eyes. Yet, he explains he was ignorant and for all his effort and hard work, only accomplished horrible things, ruined lives, and made mistakes apart from God. When he finally met God and realized the truth about Jesus Christ, Paul knew without a doubt that the only thing he deserved was a death sentence. Yet, Christ gave him grace.

Paul is always talking about himself before Christ and Christ’s grace because he knew what he deserved, yet he also knew what Christ gave him instead. Instead of being focused on himself or his horrible circumstances, all Paul can think about is the awesomeness of God’s grace and how badly he didn’t deserve it. At this point, he’s willing to anything for God because his whole life is undeserved and “icing on the cake” from his mindset. It’s a viewpoint that’s firmly rooted in truth and reality.

I get the feeling that whenever Paul felt himself starting to lose his edge or hunger, he immediately began thinking about where he came from. Like Rocky, he knows that he doesn’t really even deserve a shot in the ring, but since he’s got it he’s giving it his all. This mindset: focus on God, the knowledge that everything good he does must come from God and not himself, and attitude of gratitude he had is the key to all of his success. How awesome it must have been to look back on his life and know he ran the race and laid it all out on the line.

September 17, 2007

Baptismal!

Filed under: Uncategorized — joesnake @ 7:42 am

Without a doubt, one of the best events of the year body of Christ-wise, or anything-wise for that matter, is the annual Baptisms held by my church.

Every year, we’re always saying “this year was the best Baptisms ever!” and this year was no different, even though I’ll always be partial to the year I got baptized.

The baptisms are a coming out party for the new Christians that have established a relationship with Christ that year. They stand up in front of the body, their friends, and family and give their testimony, the story of how they met Christ and how God worked in their life to bring them to a relationship with him.

This year, I was involved in Baptizing Josh. Josh has been coming to the high school bible study, WORD for a couple months. He’s Sean’s friend from school. Josh got up in front of the crowd gathered at the Walton Hills Lake Club, which included his Mother, Granny, and friend Sally and began to talk about how he made the decision to confess with his mouth Jesus was Lord.

Josh may have a future career in stand up comedy, as he had everyone laughing as he told his story. It was sweet to see him get up there and talk about the night he received Christ because I was directly involved and used by God that night too.

It’s amazing how God works in a situation like this. It’s easy to see how he’s working with Josh to reconcile him into a relationship with his loving creator. Welcome to the body of Christ, Josh. Welcome to a relationship with God, here’s your free pass to heaven and your inheritance, future heir to the kingdom. What’s easily overlooked, however, is how God was working just as miraculously with the people he was using to reach Josh through.

Basically, Sean and I are getting ready to Baptizzzze!

Sean spoke at the baptism about how he had prayed to God that God would provide him a friend who he could relate to and understand. God was on top of things and put Josh, who shares many common interests and Asperger’s syndrome with Sean, in his life. Through Josh, Sean now has a best friend in the body of Christ, someone who he can relate to on a deeper level than he could with anyone else. I’ve seen Sean come out of his shell since the arrival of Josh- Sean is friendlier than I’ve ever seen, he’s asking thoughtful questions about my life and other people, and he’s praying for others. Although Sean invited Josh to his first bible study, an action that lead directly to his salvation, God is using Josh to bless Sean just as much as he’s using Sean to bless Josh. It’s crazy!

God used Josh to reveal some things to me too. As I was witnessing to him on our frequent car trips home, I realized something that felt like a revolution (I wrote about it here, too) in my entire life: I realized how powerful God was, I realized that I could be a successful evangelist if I just got out of my own way and depended on God, and I realized that this whole thing we do as Christians is so much bigger than I am and it’s really not about me at all. I’m just lucky that God considered me worthy to play a small role in Josh’s entrance into the Kingdom of Heaven.

AMAZING! The Browns won too!

The night we rode home and Josh prayed to God for the first time ever and was noticeably emotionally overjoyed and effected by the experience was truly awesome. Even though he believed that Jesus was Lord and rose from the dead in his heart, Josh had been struggling with saying the actual words to confess with his mouth that Jesus was Lord. Every time he’d get close to praying the actual prayer of repentance, something got in his way and his thoughts would turn cloudy. After we prayed together with Bryan, however, he was able to go home that very night and pray for God to help him confess. As soon as he prayed, he was able to pray to receive Christ.

…and Boom! We got ‘em! Look at Sean- he’s making sure there’s no doubt about this one!

One more reason the baptisms are awesome: even if you’re not up there getting baptized or baptizing someone that year, chances are you’re directly tied anyway. Lauren’s friend Leah, who she met long ago at Tri C and invited to a bible study, was able to stand up years later and baptize one of her close friends, Dan. I just had to point out that if she wouldn’t have ever invited Leah, Dan would have never gotten saved either to Lauren on the way home.

I’m already looking forward to next year’s baptisms too. How will God use our Body in the coming months to save those people out there that don’t know him? Bryan is finally on fire again for the Lord and that means he’s all about bringing his friends. When he initially was saved Bryan had this same all-out approach to evangelism, but this time he’ll actually have some substance to follow through on the guys he brings. It’s going to be really awesome to see him standing up there next year and baptizing some of those friends. Antwan, one of these friends, came to CT and won our Karaoke competition afterwards. This kid is pure electricity in tall, skinny, black form. You missed one hell of a karaoke, as he screamed and growled along to “Goats on a Boat” by the hardcore band, The Devil Wears Prada.

September 15, 2007

Bedford lost again.

Filed under: Uncategorized — joesnake @ 8:16 pm

John Gibbons clearly has the Bedford High School football team moving in the right direction in his first year as head coach. However, there is at least one enormous obstacle in the way to taking the Bearcats’ program to prominence that still remains after tonight’s 47-13 blow-out loss. The hurdle is the Euclid Panthers and since anyone can remember, Euclid has dominated Bedford on the gridiron, routinely chalking up a win every year in their annual match-up. The Panthers play the part of the older brother eager to school the younger brother, Bedford, who comes to the game thinking he can play with his sibling.

Euclid was able to score on Bedford throughout the night with the ease of a teenager playing his favorite team in a Madden video game. The Panthers scored touchdowns four times during the course of the contest on the very first play of a scoring drive and many more came just a few more plays in.

After forcing the Panthers into a 3-and-out on their first offensive series, Bedford took the ball for the first time offensively and after a false start, a fumbled snap, and an illegal substitution penalty, was also forced to punt.

Like a scene from a bad horror movie when a naïve teenager wanders off down a darkened path unaware Michael Myers is on the loose, every time Bedford lines up in punt formation get ready to look away with the anticipation that something horrible will happen. All that’s missing is the ominious music when Jarod Kimber comes into punt for Bedford. Kimber caught the snaps closer to center than usual for a punt formation, seemingly to get the kicks off sooner. This new strategy failed, however, when a host of Panthers crashed through the line, blocked, and recovered the Bearcat punt attempt.

Euclid took the ball with excellent field position and wide-out Ken Amos caught a short pass from Panther quarterback Howard Drake using a slick spin move to turn it into a 12-yard score. Bedford was able to answer right back behind the shifty running of Jerrell Hodge and make the score 7-7 early in the first. To everyone watching, it seemed like this would be the beginning of hard-fought battle.

Euclid had other ideas and quickly sunk its teeth into Bedford, using the superior speed of electrifying wide receiver/ punt returner Travis Smith and running back John Franklin to gouge the ‘Cats defense with long plays. As the half wound down, the Panthers applied even more pressure with a physical, intimidating style. Franklin and Panther’s defensive linemen Derron Hamilton and Andre Padget were a blanket over anyone wearing a green jersey and holding a football all night long. The teeth dug deeper and Euclid wasn’t even content going into the locker room up by almost 30 points. With around 2 minutes left in the second quarter and the score 34-7, Drake faked a hand-off and fired a perfect pass deep across half of the field to Andrew Bailey, making it 41-7.

Although the final half was played, the contest was effectively over just minutes into the second quarter. In scoring their 41 first-half points so quickly on so many big plays, Euclid handled the ball an amazing 6 minutes and 39 seconds, compared to Bedford’s 17 minutes and 21 seconds.

Going in, the Bearcats knew this contest would provide a realistic assessment of just how far they had come as a football team. After seeing Howard Drake and Co. come into Bearcat Stadium and give them a harsh, yet accurate lesson of what remains to be done, Coach Gibbons will continue transforming his team. The real task for the Bearcats in the coming weeks will be to manage this defeat and the let down the players experienced on the field. The players expected to compete with Euclid and weren’t able to. Now, this Bearcat team must make this humbling defeat a positive motivator for the rest of the 2007 campaign.

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